assbutt-in-the-garrison:

fallincass:

Hey remember when Metatron sold Pirated movies

That little bastard.

(Source: falluncas, via thedoctorsonicedyouand)

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

(via lilypotterandprongs)

voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

(via lilypotterandprongs)

tea-and-tumblr:

bus drivers who let you on mid-drive are the real heroes